October212014
11AM
meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo


 look at that kangaroo

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fuckyeahloldemort)

11AM
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via fuckyeahloldemort)

11AM

sophgoph-the-nerd:

ninjility:

mykindaboys:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

god fuckin dayum

THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME

Lady Hans looks like Azula and I’m cool with tat because that’s exactly who Lady Hans would be.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

11AM

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

11AM

msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit

(Source: bricesander, via hannibals-souffle)

11AM

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

11AM
steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker:


It’s October.

steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker:

It’s October.

(via s-tu)

11AM
sully-s:

A mermaid 

sully-s:

A mermaid 

11AM

teenagevevo:

one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music

(via s-tu)

10AM

maggie-stiefvater:

So, it’s finally that day: Blue Lily, Lily Blue’s release day. It has been a little over a year since The Dream Thieves came out, and what a year it has been.

Readers, thanks for allowing me another year of hunting for Glendower and Cabeswater all over the mountains I love.

10AM

l-o-t-r:

Viggo Mortensen: Lord of the Bros

(via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

10AM

hannibals-souffle:

I don’t get the big deal behind makeup. Like, honestly it’s just a fashion accessory. Like what if we treated bracelets the way we treated makeup? “UGHHHH GIRLS DON’T NEED TO WEAR BRACELETS 2 B BEAUTIFUL SHOW UR NATURL WRIST CUZ THATS WHAT DA BOIZ LIKEEEEEE” Stfu its just a fucking fashion choice.

(via hannibals-souffle)

10AM
October122014

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

(Source: micdotcom, via hannibals-souffle)

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