I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
Anonymous asked: i live in new york city and once i was about to be mugged like the guy had a gun on me and i was reaching for my wallet in my purse but then he was like WHOA THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU and i screamed and screamed WHEERE and it was a HUGE SPIDER ON MY ARM and i started freaking out and he helped get it off by flicking it away with his gun so then we just stood there awkwardly and i was like "you gonna mug me now" and he's like "no that's okay" and i said cool thanks for the help and he hurried away
what da heck
So my mum likes to tell this story of when I played the angel Gabriel in a nativity play. Apparently I was about 7 and while I was meant to be standing all serene and angelic in the background, I got into some kind of fist fight with another angel.
My mum calls it an embarrassment.
I call it committing to the role
- white people are not the bad guys
- Christian people are not the bad guys
- Republicans are not the bad guys
- straight people are not the bad guys
- cisgender people are not the bad guys
- rich people are not the bad guys
- men are not the bad guys
- racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys
dear social justice bloggers
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
I read it in cas’ voice… dear god im dying
Okay, Misha left this girl a voice mail in THIS POST and NOW I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY HE PICKED WHAT HE DID! It makes so much sense.