August142014
August122014
“I love you with all my heart. With every cell, with every molecule, with every atom. I love you on the sub-atomic level.”

Professer Philip Brainard in Flubber

How the whole world felt about Robin Williams. 

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August52014

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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July272014

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

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5PM

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

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5PM

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

my body is made up of 60% water, 30% sexy, and 10% sexy water

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5PM

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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5PM

tsundeanre:

skwair-one:

witchywomanx:

calima-eirien:

This relationship

This relationship? I mean if you’re into being sold to a man who’s abusive and rapes you but eventually learns to love you, then yes. This relationship.

Drogo leads Daenerys off to consummate the marriage. A thirteen-year-old girl who had been abused by her brother for most of her life and had been given no say in the marriage, Daenerys is terrified of her bridegroom and expects to be raped. Despite his fierce reputation, however, Drogo proves to be a surprisingly considerate lover. Although he and Dany share no common language, he establishes that he understood the word “no,” then begins touching her gently. He does not begin to have intercourse with her until Dany expresses her consent and initiates it. This tender wedding night set the tone for their marriage, which becomes a remarkably happy one.”

I haven’t gotten into Game of Thrones, but I hear this is one of the differences from the Television show and Novels that some people got annoyed/mad about.

I haven’t read the books (yet) but even I’m pissed off about that difference.

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5PM

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

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5PM

typicalness:

why-cant-i-be-hot-and-witty:

sixpenceee:

thatthinggggg:

hobbledehoy-hamza:

sixpenceee:

THE SEANCE (USE HEADPHONES, YOU MUST USE HEADPHONES)

What, what, what.

It sounds like she is right behind you.

Listen to this in the dark at 3 a.m. I dare you! 

Original video

Another 3D Audio: Torture Chamber

FUCK THIS

HOLY SHIT

Someone ban sixpenceee from posting at midnight bc now I can’t go to sleep 

WOW THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING 

OH MY FUCKING LORD

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8AM
harryorgans:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

She is the Supreme.

harryorgans:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

She is the Supreme.

(Source: 4gifs, via phobias)

8AM
historical-nonfiction:

Interesting facts about this populous and modernizing African nation
the country has over 250 ethnic groups, but three make up the majority: the Igbo, Hausa-Fulani, and Yoruba make up 18%, 29%, and 21% respectively
"Nollywood" is the second-largest movie producer in the world, making 200 movies a week! (Bollywood is #1)
it is the most populous African nation and 7th in the world
the Portuguese reached Nigeria in 1472
but it was British imperialism that left the deeper mark — British conquest began in 1880 and reached the modern northern border in 1903
Yoruba and their bloodlines worldwide have the highest rate of twinning (having twins) in the world. 
under the British, there was official segregation between “foreigners” and “Nigerians”
the ”Aguda” is a specific population of repatriated Cuban and Brazilian slaves, which includes descendents of slaves who participated in the Brazilian “Great Revolt” of 1835

historical-nonfiction:

Interesting facts about this populous and modernizing African nation

  • the country has over 250 ethnic groups, but three make up the majority: the Igbo, Hausa-Fulani, and Yoruba make up 18%, 29%, and 21% respectively
  • "Nollywood" is the second-largest movie producer in the world, making 200 movies a week! (Bollywood is #1)
  • it is the most populous African nation and 7th in the world
  • the Portuguese reached Nigeria in 1472
  • but it was British imperialism that left the deeper mark — British conquest began in 1880 and reached the modern northern border in 1903
  • Yoruba and their bloodlines worldwide have the highest rate of twinning (having twins) in the world. 
  • under the British, there was official segregation between “foreigners” and “Nigerians”
  • the ”Aguda” is a specific population of repatriated Cuban and Brazilian slaves, which includes descendents of slaves who participated in the Brazilian “Great Revolt” of 1835
July262014
5PM

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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5PM

Tatiana tears up as a fan thanks Tatiana and the show for giving her the courage to come out and for writing Cosima as a character who is more than her sexuality. (x)

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